I’m thinking I’m going to start a regular series called Why Is It? So that we can delve into the great mysteries in life.
Disclaimer: When I say “regular” what I actually mean is, sometimes, occasionally, now and then, when the mood strikes. I just want to be clear. Remember Meatful Mondays? I also regularly get up at 5:30 am and exercise.
For the first installment of the Why Is It? series I would like to pose these related questions.
Why is it, that when your eight year old loses one of her favorite purple leopard print winter gloves, suddenly none of the other 14 pairs of extra winter gloves fit any more, despite the fact that your sure they fit a month ago?
Why is it that, after an extensive search of both home and school, you decide you will have to run out to Target to purchase a new pair, so that said eight year olds fingers won’t freeze off during recess the next day, which would cause a whole list of problems, at the top of which, it would be difficult to play mine craft, only to discover that Target no longer carries winter gloves?
No longer carries winter gloves, even though it is the middle of February, with 6-8 inches of snow on the ground, sub zero wind chills and blizzard warnings on tap for later in the week and it is Minnesota. No winter gloves. But if I would like to buy my eight year old a bikini, which I most definitely do not, but if I did, there would be a plethora of choices, a plethora I tell you.
So, two more stores and two hours later with lots of sorting and sifting and searching through the bottom of the clearance bins, success! A pair of winter gloves in the appropriate size. They were not purple leopard print but it did appear that they would keep ones hands warm and dry, which I think should carry at least as much weight as purple leopard print. Turns out there are differing opinions on this, but warm and dry and no other options won out in the end.
So now for the biggest question of the day. Why is it, after all of that, after searching the home and the school for the original glove and three stores for a replacement, why is it a day later the missing gloves miraculously re-appears. Why?
These are just a few of the questions I find myself pondering……